I never turn down a role i'm in!

I never turn down a role i'm in! - I never turn down a role i'm in!  Bad meme Nicholas Cage

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Hey guys I just Made another shitty movie

Hey guys I just Made another shitty movie

Exists

Exists

Ok Nick, you'll play a guy who can communicate with dolphins and uses this power to hunt them -yes! Its a silent movie -yes! Theres a scene it in it where you have real, actual sex with a puppy -yes! yes! Yes! And its not gonna be shot on film, its gonna

Ok Nick, you'll play a guy who can communicate with dolphins and uses this power to hunt them
-yes!
Its a silent movie
-yes!
Theres a scene it in it where you have real, actual sex with a puppy
-yes! yes! Yes!
And its not gonna be shot on film, its gonna

Found national treasure twice still broke

Found national treasure twice still broke

So I play a prisoner who asks the warden if he can leave? and then i just leave? i'm in!

So I play a prisoner who asks the warden if he can leave? and then i just leave? i'm in!

Oskar Schindler is not an action hero. He is now!

Oskar Schindler is not an action hero. He is now!

So i play the son of God who comes to earth, dies, comes back to life, and then i just leave? i'm in!

So i play the son of God who comes to earth, dies, comes back to life, and then i just leave? i'm in!

Alright Nick you play a jack-o-lantern who magically comes to life, makes a sandwhich, then goes back to being inanimate again. Hell yea!!

Alright Nick you play a jack-o-lantern who magically comes to life, makes a sandwhich, then goes back to being inanimate again. Hell yea!!

So i play a a crazy train instructor who goes out and rapes baby dolphins? i'm in!

So i play a a crazy train instructor who goes out and rapes baby dolphins? i'm in!

I like being in movies gary.

 I like being in movies gary.
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