Want to give one of my Everlasting Gobstoppers to Arthur Slugworth, you say? Tell me more about how you're about to be ushered away by Oompa Loompas.

Want to give one of my Everlasting Gobstoppers to Arthur Slugworth, you say? Tell me more about how you're about to be ushered away by Oompa Loompas. - Want to give one of my Everlasting Gobstoppers to Arthur Slugworth, you say? Tell me more about how you're about to be ushered away by Oompa Loompas.  Condescending Willy Wonka

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"Lukewarm" Christians aren't "real" Christians, you say? Tell me more about how you follow every rule in the bible

First week in law school? Please keep trying to seem smarter than the professor

First week in law school? Please keep trying to seem smarter than the professor

over 6000 karma? What do you plan on spending it on?

over 6000 karma? What do you plan on spending it on?

A random text from someone who doesn't know about drugs? Well, that's surely worth posting on /r/Drugs

A random text from someone who doesn't know about drugs? Well, that's surely worth posting on /r/Drugs

Your favorite blink 182 song is all the small things? you must be such a huge fan

Your favorite blink 182 song is all the small things? you must be such a huge fan

so you're a woman who says she enjoys boobs? I bet you don't care for karma at all.

so you're a woman who says she enjoys boobs? I bet you don't care for karma at all.

Oh your join date is in 2008 or 2009 PleaSE tell me more about how superior you are to me

Oh your join date is in 2008 or 2009 PleaSE tell me more about how superior you are to me

Come with me And you'll be In a world of Pure imagination

Come with me
And you'll be
 In a world of
Pure imagination

Oh you created a series of funny captioned pictures at work today. Tell me more about how difficult and hectic your job is.

Oh you created a series of funny captioned pictures at work today. Tell me more about how difficult and hectic your job is.

Oh you're the dj? Please explain to me the complexities of pressing the play button

Oh you're the dj? Please explain to me the complexities of pressing the play button
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