if you would get your fucking head out of your ass and use your turn signal, stop cutting me off, let me merge, drive at least the speed limit, get off of your god damn phone and get the fuck out of my way i would be so happy

if you would get your fucking head out of your ass and use your turn signal, stop cutting me off, let me merge, drive at least the speed limit, get off of your god damn phone and get the fuck out of my way i would be so happy - if you would get your fucking head out of your ass and use your turn signal, stop cutting me off, let me merge, drive at least the speed limit, get off of your god damn phone and get the fuck out of my way i would be so happy  Craig would be so happy

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