Hey Patriarchy Fuck you.

      Hey Patriarchy Fuck you.  -       Hey Patriarchy Fuck you.   ryan gosling happy birthday

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Hey Girl Happy Birthday

      Hey           Girl Happy Birthday

Hey Girl Happy Birthday! I have a special present for you... me covered in sweet delecious cake.

      Hey           Girl Happy Birthday! 
I have a special present for you... me covered in sweet delecious cake.

Hey Girl Happy Birthday! I baked you some cupcakes.

      Hey         Girl Happy Birthday! 
I baked you some cupcakes.

Hey Girl I'd stay home and eat peanut butter with you any day.

      Hey         Girl I'd stay home and eat peanut butter with you any day.

Hey Girl That messy bun & oversized tee look great on you. You're gonna ace these finals, babe.

      Hey           Girl  That messy bun & oversized tee look great on you. You're gonna ace these finals, babe.

Hey BOO Happy Birthday! I kept my shirt on this is crazy but here's my number call me maybe?

      Hey           BOO Happy Birthday! 
I kept my shirt on
 this is crazy
but here's my number
 call me maybe?

Hey Girl I hear it's your birthday. Mind if I come and celebrate with you?

      Hey Girl I hear it's your birthday. Mind if I come and celebrate with you?

Hey Tanya Hope your Birthday is asstasstic! Get some cake cake cake cake

      Hey Tanya Hope your Birthday is asstasstic! Get some cake cake cake cake

Hey Girl I Just Met You and this is crazy you've got a wide-on so Happy Birthday! call me maybe?

      Hey          Girl I Just Met You
and this is crazy
you've got a wide-on
so Happy Birthday! 
 call me maybe?

Hey Girl Happy Sweet 16

      Hey           Girl Happy Sweet 16
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