he's the calm before a storm even during and afterwards

he's the calm before a storm even during and afterwards  - he's the calm before a storm even during and afterwards   A Most Interesting Man

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Chuck Norris has extra fist under his beard He doesn't need an extra fist

Chuck Norris has extra fist under his beard He doesn't need an extra fist

He gets all the attention at paries even when he's not there

He gets all the attention at paries even when he's not there

he can speak french in russian

he can speak french in russian

He is the number 42

He is the number 42

He once won the Megamillions lottery without even purchasing a ticket he then gave 100% of it to charity

He once won the Megamillions lottery without even purchasing a ticket he then gave 100% of it to charity

the sun always shines where he walks may it be night or in a dark building without lights or windows

the sun always shines where he walks may it be night or in a dark building without lights or windows

He once turned water into wine then turned the wine back into water, and then turned the water into a bottle of Dos Equis

He once turned water into wine then turned the wine back into water, and then turned the water into a bottle of Dos Equis

He lives vicariously through himself

He lives vicariously  through himself

Sharks have a week dedicated to him

Sharks have a week dedicated to him

every man has a price but you can't afford his

every man has a price but you can't afford his
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