Girlfriend Didn't wake me up to say goodbye Oh god I said something in my sleep and upset her and he's breaking up with me and moving out and I'll never see my dog again might as well just disappear into a drunken void now and save time

Girlfriend Didn't wake me up to say goodbye Oh god I said something in my sleep and upset her and he's breaking up with me and moving out and I'll never see my dog again might as well just disappear into a drunken void now and save time - Girlfriend Didn't wake me up to say goodbye Oh god I said something in my sleep and upset her and he's breaking up with me and moving out and I'll never see my dog again might as well just disappear into a drunken void now and save time  Paranoid Parrot

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Just saved a document in word better save it at least 3 more times

Just saved a document in word better save it at least 3 more times

Game Auto-Saves Better save it manually just to be sure

Game Auto-Saves Better save it manually just to be sure

Effective 99.9% of the time? I don't like those odds

Effective 99.9% of the time? I don't like those odds

no red underline on long, intricate word type nonsense to make sure spellcheck's still working

no red underline on long, intricate word type nonsense to make sure spellcheck's still working

pants fold weirdly at the zipper everyone must think its an erection

pants fold weirdly at the zipper everyone must think its an erection

Can't remember how to spell a word change up sentence so don't need it

Can't remember how to spell a word change up sentence so don't need it

made kraft macaroni and cheese countless times cant throw the instructioins away until finished

made kraft macaroni and cheese countless times cant throw the instructioins away until finished

copies url to send to friend Check url in own browser just in case

copies url to send to friend  Check url in own browser just in case

My post hasn't received an upvote after two minutes Better delete it, clearly they think I'm a failure

My post hasn't received an upvote after two minutes  Better delete it, clearly they think I'm a failure

Watches garage door as it closes So the murderer cant roll under at the last second

Watches garage door as it closes So the murderer cant roll under at the last second
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