Used to teach in a t-shirt that said "FUCK THE WAR." Is outraged by your Twitter posts.

Used to teach in a t-shirt that said

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Old Academe Stanley Is a radical Marxist and a department chair. 77% of his faculty are adjuncts who make $1,700 per course, no benefits.

Old Academe Stanley Is a radical Marxist and a department chair. 77% of his faculty are adjuncts who make $1,700 per course, no benefits.

No publications receives tenure track offer

No publications receives tenure track offer

Old Academe Stanley Says, "Follow your bliss, man!"

Old Academe Stanley Says,

Old Academe Stanley Got his first tenure-track job with a master's degree in a different field.

Old Academe Stanley Got his first tenure-track job with a master's degree in a different field.

Old Academe Stanley Says, "No, a Ph.D. won't make you rich, if that's what you're all about, man."

Old Academe Stanley Says,

Old Academe Stanley tells you not to worry about the job market. Hasn't been on the market in 3o years.

Old Academe Stanley tells you not to worry about the job market.  Hasn't been on the market in 3o years.

protested inequality won't consider job applicants from non-elite schools

protested inequality won't consider job applicants from non-elite schools

Declares he's a Marxist Doesn't know what an adjunct is

Declares he's a Marxist Doesn't know what an adjunct is

Old Academe Stanley Only sleeps with students who dig levon helm

Old Academe Stanley Only sleeps with students who dig levon helm

Expects junior faculty to publish two university press books for tenure. He published a chapbook on clowns that he made himself.

Expects junior faculty to publish two university press books for tenure.  He published a chapbook on clowns that he made himself.
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