Just sitting down to a family dinner you spent an hour cooking? Let me just appear unannounced out of absolutely fucking nowhere with four of my fly homies and buzz around your head and walk all over your kids' food

Just sitting down to a family dinner you spent an hour cooking? Let me just appear unannounced out of absolutely fucking nowhere with four of my fly homies and buzz around your head and walk all over your kids' food - Just sitting down to a family dinner you spent an hour cooking? Let me just appear unannounced out of absolutely fucking nowhere with four of my fly homies and buzz around your head and walk all over your kids' food  Scumbag Fly

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enters through a two inch cracked window can't figure out how to leave through the wide open fucking door

enters through a two inch cracked window can't figure out how to leave through the wide open fucking door

Finally lands nearby on something breakable

Finally lands nearby on something breakable

enters the room via window crack Tries to exit through the fucking window for hours

enters the room via window crack Tries to exit through the fucking window for hours

Trying to sleep with me in the room? Let me play you the song of my people

Trying to sleep with me in the room? Let me play you the song of my people

"You done eating that bro?" Now you are

TRIES TO ESCAPE IN YOUR FACE

TRIES TO ESCAPE IN YOUR FACE

moving i am house fly i will, i don't like the miss fly and moving are the verbs

moving  i am house   fly i will, i don't like the miss fly and moving are the verbs

flies into your face earth is 99.9 precent bigger than me

flies into your face earth is 99.9 precent bigger than me

flies into your car won't fly the fuck out when you roll down the windows

flies into your car won't fly the fuck out when you roll down the windows

Lands on your food pukes

Lands on your food pukes
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