It's my CAKEday! Brain broken, can't think of anything funny.

It's my CAKEday! Brain broken, can't think of anything funny. - It's my CAKEday! Brain broken, can't think of anything funny.  Asshole Brain

crucial test? Let's thinck about the last film you saw

crucial test? Let's thinck about the last film you saw

Physically exhausted??? I'M NOT! annnnd GO!

Physically exhausted??? I'M NOT! annnnd GO!

Knows that sleeping on my stomach is ruining my back Makes body default to that position whenever I fall asleep

Knows that sleeping on my stomach is ruining my back Makes body default to that position whenever I fall asleep

Oh you're trying to sleep are you? Let me just remind you of some lyrics. Please don’t go, I’ll eat you whole. I love you so, I love you, so I love you so. Please don’t go I’ll eat you whole. I love you so, I love you so, I love yo

Oh you're trying to sleep are you? Let me just remind you of some lyrics. Please don’t go, I’ll eat you whole. I love you so, I love you, so I love you so. Please don’t go I’ll eat you whole. I love you so, I love you so, I love yo

Finally got over that break-up? Here, have a dream of an alternative life where everything is perfect with them

Finally got over that break-up? Here, have a dream of an alternative life where everything is perfect with them

Oh, you can't sleep? Let's stay awake and think about how tired you'll be for your test tomorrow

Oh, you can't sleep? Let's stay awake and think about how tired you'll be for your test tomorrow

Have to piss in the middle of the night? Here's a memory of Paranormal Activity 4.

Have to piss in the middle of the night? Here's a memory of Paranormal Activity 4.

set alarm to get early start hit snooze button and wake up lake

set alarm to get early start hit snooze button and wake up lake

Gotten over a fight you had with your boyfriend? Well have a dream about him doing the same shit again

Gotten over a fight you had with your boyfriend? Well have a dream about him doing the same shit again

Trying to get over your Ex? Here, have a dream about getting back together with her

Trying to get over your Ex? Here, have a dream about getting back together with her

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