Step 1: Disable all Kinect options Step 2: Put Kinect behind your tv, directly in front of the fan. The fan blowing into the mic will ensure Microsoft can not hear your moans of masturbatory pleasure. Step 3: Wear tin foil hat. This way Kinect cannot list

Step 1: Disable all Kinect options
Step 2: Put Kinect behind your tv, directly in front of the fan. The fan blowing into the mic will ensure Microsoft can not hear your moans of masturbatory pleasure.
Step 3: Wear tin foil hat. This way Kinect cannot list - Step 1: Disable all Kinect options
Step 2: Put Kinect behind your tv, directly in front of the fan. The fan blowing into the mic will ensure Microsoft can not hear your moans of masturbatory pleasure.
Step 3: Wear tin foil hat. This way Kinect cannot list  Xbox

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Step 1: Disable all Kinect options Step 2: Put Kinect behind your tv, directly in front of the fan. The fan blowing into the mic will ensure Microsoft can not hear your moans of masturbatory pleasure. Step 3: Wear tin foil hat. This way Kinect cannot list

Step 1: Disable all Kinect options
Step 2: Put Kinect behind your tv, directly in front of the fan. The fan blowing into the mic will ensure Microsoft can not hear your moans of masturbatory pleasure.
Step 3: Wear tin foil hat. This way Kinect cannot list

Take away DRM policies Keep family sharing and cloud access as Xbox Live Gold selling points

Take away DRM policies Keep family sharing and cloud access as Xbox Live Gold selling points

Knows always on DRM is bad Crashes XBOX live worldwide to show you why

Knows always on DRM is bad Crashes XBOX live worldwide to show you why

Angers gamers by making games lock and have to be online Angers gamers by not sticking to their guns and removing the restrictions

Angers gamers by making games lock and have to be online Angers gamers by not sticking to their guns and removing the restrictions

Allows you to play games without internet connection acts like its doing you a favor by allowing it, still needs internet to "SET UP" the console, kinect is still non optional, netflix requires additional subscription, can change policies at any time, in

Allows you to play games without internet connection acts like its doing you a favor by allowing it, still needs internet to

Sees PS3 is having issues capitalizes by announcing change in used game policy

Sees PS3 is having issues capitalizes by announcing change in used game policy

Sorry Microsoft, my decision stands I'm still switching to playstation

Sorry Microsoft, my decision stands I'm still switching to playstation

"If you can't afford internet access once a day you can't afford a $500 console" And if you can't afford a GPS receiver you can't afford a $30,000 car The lesson seems clear Cars should be unable to run without daily network checks

if you can't afford internet access once a day you can't afford a $500 console

if you can't afford internet access once a day you can't afford a $500 console

Just because they flipped the switch on DRM Doesn't mean they can't flip it again after you've bought it

Just because they flipped the switch on DRM Doesn't mean they can't flip it again after you've bought it

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