Oh, Dear Lord! You may not have chili with extra beans ever again. Phwewwww!

Oh, Dear Lord! You may not have chili with extra beans ever again.  Phwewwww! - Oh, Dear Lord! You may not have chili with extra beans ever again.  Phwewwww!  Hipster Maleficent

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On her 16th birthday, she shall prick her finger on the spindle of a spinning wheel... ...that i rescued from the dump and put in my loft as furniture. (can you believe someone just threw that away?!)

On her 16th birthday, she shall prick her finger on the spindle of a spinning wheel... ...that i rescued from the dump and put in my loft as furniture. (can you believe someone just threw that away?!)

Yes, the rumors are true I am a dragon

Yes, the rumors are true I am a dragon

acts super-hip curses a baby for not inviting her to a party

acts super-hip curses a baby for not inviting her to a party

Actually looking like a fairy too mainstream

Actually looking like a fairy too mainstream

Bitch Plz! You think you all that and a bag of chips, but you be trippin'.

Bitch Plz! You think you all that and a bag of chips, but you be trippin'.

Keep tabs on my minions progress? I think I'll wait 16 years before I realize they're stupid.

Keep tabs on my minions progress? I think I'll wait 16 years before I realize they're stupid.

Marry Me

Marry Me

Sleeping beauty, she said, youmad? I replied, furious

Sleeping beauty, she said, youmad? I replied, furious

Happy birthday, princess! Oh wait, i don't work here today

Happy birthday, princess! Oh wait, i don't work here today

You think The King's Speech should win over The Social Network? I question your judgment somedays, Diablo

You think The King's Speech should win over The Social Network? I question your judgment somedays, Diablo
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