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Greetings Yahweh! I am uber-god. you didn't know about me. you will be judged concerning how fair and loving you have been toward those you have created. holy shit!

Greetings Yahweh! I am uber-god. you didn't know about me. you will be judged concerning how fair and loving you have been toward those you have created. holy shit! Advice God
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Give humans innate curiosity punish any who question me

Give humans innate curiosity punish any who question me Advice God
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Create a reality in which it is logically impossible to be both all-knowing and all-powerful. Claim to be both all-knowing and all-powerful.

Create a reality in which it is logically impossible to be both all-knowing and all-powerful. Claim to be both all-knowing and all-powerful. Advice God
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thou shalt not kill Take the whole army with you, and go up and attack Ai. -- Joshua 8:1

thou shalt not kill Take the whole army with you, and go up and attack Ai. -- Joshua 8:1 Advice God
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ban cannibalism you must eat my son each sunday

ban cannibalism you must eat my son each sunday Advice God
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Pray! I do what I want anyway

Pray! I do what I want anyway Advice God
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Ban incest Adam and eve have two sons. Rest of humanity comes from where?

Ban incest Adam and eve have two sons. Rest of humanity comes from where? Advice God
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Create breasts everyone LOVES Create breast cancer

Create breasts everyone LOVES Create breast cancer Advice God
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Worship me and receive a mansion after you're dead

Worship me and receive a mansion after you're dead Advice God
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Humanity descended from one man and one woman Who only had sons

Humanity descended from one man and one woman Who only had sons Advice God
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