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Infinitely loves everyone excruciating torture for eternity if you don't think i'm real

Infinitely loves everyone excruciating torture for eternity if you don't think i'm real Advice God
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Libyans being slaughtered? too busy helping millionaires win golden statuettes

Libyans being slaughtered? too busy helping millionaires win golden statuettes Advice God
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You shall not kill/murder "About midnight I will go throughout Egypt. Every firstborn son in Egypt will die…" Ex. 11:4

You shall not kill/murder
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create mechanical and scientific universe punish those who don't believe in the supernatural

create mechanical and scientific universe punish those who don't believe in the supernatural Advice God
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Write life's fundamental laws on tablet Ignore civilized world, give it to illiterate farmers in the middle of the desert to promptly lose.

Write life's fundamental laws on tablet Ignore civilized world, give it to illiterate farmers in the middle of the desert to promptly lose. Advice God
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Create Man in my image Except the ugly ones

Create Man in my image Except the ugly ones Advice God
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Never eat of the evil tree the one i put in the middle of the garden

Never eat of the evil tree the one i put in the middle of the garden Advice God
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create world with limited resources tell followers they're unlimited

create world with limited resources tell followers they're unlimited Advice God
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No masturbation or premarital sex Makes hormones peak at 16

No masturbation or premarital sex Makes hormones peak at 16 Advice God
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Make oil invaluable to society give it to the arabs

Make oil invaluable to society give it to the arabs Advice God
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