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Rule #1: Don't kill people. Rule #37: kill people that work on saturday

Rule #1: Don't kill people. Rule #37: kill people that work on saturday Advice God
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Destroy the tower of babel so humans won't climb to heaven Let humans invent the telescope, airplane and spaceships

Destroy the tower of babel so humans won't climb to heaven Let humans invent the telescope, airplane and spaceships Advice God
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There sure is a lot of sin out there. Better kill everyone. Shit that didn't work. Better kill myself.

There sure is a lot of sin out there. Better kill everyone. Shit that didn't work. Better kill myself. Advice God
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He sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake. He knows when you've been bad or good... so repent for your sins or suffer by burning in hell for all eternity

He sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake. He knows when you've been bad or good... so repent for your sins or suffer by burning in hell for all eternity Advice God
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Creates entire planet Makes more evidence for evolution than himself

Creates entire planet Makes more evidence for evolution than himself Advice God
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CREATES WORLD WITH UNLIMITED KNOWLEDGE OF FUTURE FLOODS IT WHEN IT GOES WRONG

CREATES WORLD WITH UNLIMITED KNOWLEDGE OF FUTURE FLOODS IT WHEN IT GOES WRONG Advice God
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could put an end to the debate about him once and for all doesn't

could put an end to the debate about him once and for all doesn't Advice God
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kill your son just kidding, I'll kill mine

kill your son just kidding, I'll kill mine Advice God
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Noah, when you get the animals unloaded from the ark, do me a favor burn some of them for me to smell, lol

Noah, when you get the animals unloaded from the ark, do me a favor burn some of them for me to smell, lol Advice God
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Thinks you haven't been praying hard enough Kills someone close to you

Thinks you haven't been praying hard enough Kills someone close to you Advice God
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