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finally got it, don't get to use it

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No shit Sherlock

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give me sugar

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That's one way to talk to a girl

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Those damn autos

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Damn auto

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New plot again

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title is fifi

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Date matters

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Sabbra Cadabra

SAYS BLACK SABBATH MADE HIS FAVORITE SONG SONG IS