Bad Luck Brian

rude awakening

HAS ONE OF THOSE FALLING DREAMS WAKES UP IN THE MIDDLE OF SKYDIVING Bad Luck Brian

EAS Alert loserhead

GETS DIRECTLY HIT WITH A SEVERE THUNDERSTORM ONLY GETS 1 EAS ALERT Bad Luck Brian

can't catch a break

CLOSES EYES WHILE EATING A GRAPEFRUIT GETS HIT BY DELAYED SQUIRT Bad Luck Brian

my dibs

STARTS CHURPSING A HOT GIRL LUKE GETS DIBS Bad Luck Brian

unintentional creep

NOTICES A MAN'S WRIST WATCH      AT THE URINALS     Bad Luck Brian

Bad luck Muslim brian

SACRIFICES HIMSELF FOR ALLAH IN HOLY JIHAD 72 VIRGINS PLAY WORLD OF WARCRAFT Bad Luck Brian

Fantasy Football

LEADS THE LEAGUE IN POINTS SCORED 0-2 Bad Luck Brian

dirty mouth

family reunion

GETS SLOPPY SECONDS WITH FIRST COUSIN Bad Luck Brian

safety first

STOPS, DROPS, AND ROLLS INTO A PILE OF DRY LEAVES, GRASS, AND THORNS Bad Luck Brian