Bad Luck Brian

Sneezed and broke ma back!!!

SNEEZES DOES BACK IN Bad Luck Brian

Start blowing Heidi!

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Logical fallacy

FANBOY OF PHILOSOPHY CAN'T ARGUE WITHOUT COMMITTING A LOGICAL FALLACY Bad Luck Brian

If you can play Rugby

IF YOU CANT PLAY RUGBY THEN LUST AFTER THE GUY AT WORK WHO CAN Bad Luck Brian

if you can play rugby

THEN STALK A GUY AT WORK WHO CAN  Bad Luck Brian

Brian likes footy

SETS SKY+ TO THE BIGGEST LOSER RECORDS RED LODGE SHRIMPERS FOOTBALL MATCH Bad Luck Brian

Brian likes footy

SETS SKY+ TO THE BIGGEST LOSER RECORDS RED LODGE SHRIMPERS FOOTBALL MATCH BY MISTAKE Bad Luck Brian

Finally but sadly

CATCHES A GOLD BOX ON 1ST APRIL WORTH 100 CRYSTALLS Bad Luck Brian

Obamacare eScripting

I TOLD MY PATIENT THE SCRIPT WOULD BE READY WHEN SHE GOT TO THE PHARMACY AND I'M A DOCTOR, DAMMIT!  Bad Luck Brian