Bad Luck Brian

Wouldn't get laid even if he were a 2 ton pile of bricks

  Bad Luck Brian

For Bob

THREATENS DOOM BOOTY BREAKS HEADPHONES Bad Luck Brian

James Taylor was on 98

       GIVEN LBW, TOOK REVIEW,                FOUND

James Taylor

GIVEN LBW, TOOK REVIEW, UMPIRE'S DECISION REVERSED GIVEN RUN OUT  Bad Luck Brian

Bad Luck Lovecraft

FINALLY FALLS IN LOVE WITH GIRL; PROMISED AS BREEDING STOCK TO THE DEEP ONES AT INNSMOUTH Bad Luck Brian

Did an offer got no Plunder Points

I COMPLETED A LOOT PALACE SURVEY GOT NO FUCKING PLUNDER POINTS Bad Luck Brian

Bressler sucks

I THOUGHT I WAS GOOD AT SOCCER MY LEFT LEG IS AS USELESS AS TITS ON A BULL Bad Luck Brian

want my number

ASKED A GIRL TO BE MY VALENTINE  DIDN'T GET HER NUMBER Bad Luck Brian

New Member Meeting

GOES TO THE NEW MEMBER MEETING DOESN'T GO TO THE SPRUCE ROOM Bad Luck Brian

glitter fun

RECEIVED A GIFT IT WAS GLITTER Bad Luck Brian