Bad Luck Brian

Euro Brian

WANTS A CLEAN ENGINE BAY BUYS A CONVERTIBLE Bad Luck Brian

Finally skips grad school class

 GOES TO CHURCH INSTEAD Bad Luck Brian

Tech school grad

GRADUATES TECH SCHOOL THINK HE'S GONNA GET ORDERS ON TIME. Bad Luck Brian

GETS A GOOD GIRLFRIEND

 THE WORLD ENDS AND JESUS RETURNS Bad Luck Brian

Anti Semitic Nutcase

GOES NUTS AND ATTACKS A JEWISH COMMUNITY CENTER KILLS 3 CHRISTIANS Bad Luck Brian

Forever alone problem

EVERY TIME I FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE SHE EITHER HAVE A BOYFRIEND OR SHE ALREADY MARRIED Bad Luck Brian

first bellmeadian

THIS WAS THE FIRST BELLMEADIAN. HIS NAME WAS BELL MEAD. Bad Luck Brian

Bad Luck ridddle

ADDS MULTIPLE FARMABLE ITEMS TO TRADES HALF OF THE SERVER LEAVES Bad Luck Brian

Cock, balls n ass

RECEIVES MULTIPLE SNAPCHATS.. DAKOTA KEANE Bad Luck Brian

Kings fans

KNOWS MORE ABOUT HOCKEY THAN ANY LA KINGS FAN Bad Luck Brian