Bad Luck Brian

Scared Straight

DIALS 666 ON FRIDAY THE 13TH LEATHERFACE PICKS UP THE PHONE  Bad Luck Brian

Discovers tool

DISCOVERS TOOL IN 2006 Bad Luck Brian

Lake Big Mac problems

WEIGHES 2 7LBERS EARLY IN THE TOURNAMENT   CATCHES A 10LBER IMMEDIATELY AFTER GETTING BACK FROM THE SCALES Bad Luck Brian

Nicholas the Necromancer

GOES ON A NICE WALK. THE MARKED MEN AND GOLDEN OWL MEET FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER AT THE EXACT SAME TIME, IN THE EXACT SAME PLACE. Bad Luck Brian

Awkward family times

IT'S GOOD TO SEE YOU AGAIN COUSIN... SHIT WHAT WAS YOUR NAME AGAIN?? Bad Luck Brian

Bad luck bomber

HOLDS UP THE BANK WITH A BOMB FORGETS IT AT HOME. Bad Luck Brian

Tokia Brian

FLIAGT NOCH TOKIO GEHT AN YAKUZA DEPPAT AN Bad Luck Brian

Bad Luck Taiwan

FINALLY RECOGNIZED AS AN INDEPENDENT NATION BY ISIS Bad Luck Brian

If you wanna fail at splatoon... SUPER JUMP!

USED A SUPER JUMP IN SPLATOON LANDED IN A SPLASH WALL Bad Luck Brian

New baby

ANNOUNCES BIRTH OF NEW BABY BREAKS THE INTERNET Bad Luck Brian