Bad Luck Brian

Taylor Swift

MENTIONS TAYLOR SWIFT'S LEGS USES ONLY MEDIUM SHOTS OF TAYLOR SWIFT ONSTAGE WITH NO VIEW OF SAID LEGS Bad Luck Brian

edison effect

HAS NO CLUE ABOUT THE KISS DAY! CELEBRATES THE ADVENT OF EDISON EFFECT INSTEAD! Bad Luck Brian

Chokes on a lifesaver

TEACHER HANDS OUT LIFESAVER CANDY CHOKES Bad Luck Brian

writes rap

SHOWS IT TO COWORKERS  Bad Luck Brian

My best friend right now. The universe punked him so so so hard. Im sad.

WINS 1 MILLION DOLLARS ON A SCRATCH TICKET DIAGNOSED WITH PANCREATIC CANCER 4 MONTHS LATER Bad Luck Brian

The only time I didn't want this to happen

MUST STUDY ONLINE FOR AN EXAM TOMORROW MORNING INTERNET CRASHES FOR 2 HOURS Bad Luck Brian

Syracuse Orange Wins

WANTS SYRACUSE TO LOSE WINS Bad Luck Brian

BLB Probs

WINS GOLD MEDAL PAIN OLYMPICS Bad Luck Brian

Oh shit

OH SHIT  Bad Luck Brian

hungry biacth

OH YOUR HUNGRY DIONNA? HOW BOUT A COCK MEAT SANDWICH Bad Luck Brian