Boromir

one does not simply say "I follow Jesus" and not seek to undersnand where He wants to go.

  Boromir

Horn of Gondor

LORD OF THE RINGS PICK UP LINE: DO YOU WANNA BLOW THE  HORN OF GONDOR? Boromir

Negative Theology

ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY INVERT A NEGATIVE THEOLOGY Boromir

Burgers and Fries

ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY  ORDER A BURGER WITHOUT FRIES Boromir

one simply isnt complimented by the Blatt

THEY ARE INSPIRED  Boromir

more to do

ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY      GET FINANCIAL AID Boromir

It's arts and crafts bitch

ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY                   WILLIAM MORRIS           Boromir

What? I'm not weird!

AMOUNT OF DOLLARS I PAYED FOR CAR INSURANCE BY BEING IN PRISON. Boromir

Boromir was an adventurer, too

I USED TO BE AN ADVENTURER LIKE YOU UNTIL I TOOK A FEW ARROWS TO THE CHEST Boromir

Momma Ancalagon

YO MOMMA SO FAT WHEN SHE DIED, SHE DESTROYED THE 3 PEAKS OF THANGORODRIM Boromir