Boromir

ONE SIMPLY DOES NOT ARGUE WITH A WOMAN  Boromir

Yeah, I'm hot

 ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY LOOK AT BRITTANY AND GET AN ERECTION. Boromir

illegalsum lolololoololololol

ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY ILLEGALSUM Boromir

PCT is the shizzle, yo

ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY WALK  TO CANADA Boromir

Canada is really Mordor

ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY  *WALK* TO CANADA Boromir

Harper gives zero

HARPER GIVES ZERO FUCKS ABOUT VETERANS... ...AND HE HAS LEGO HAIR. Boromir

Tack Glitch

ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY GET  100 TACKS WITHOUT A GLITCH Boromir

You have no brain.

ONE ISN'T SIMPLY GIVEN A BRAIN THEY ARE BORN WITH IT. BUT I MUST SAY THAT YOU MY GOOD SIR WHERE BORN WITH NOTHING.  Boromir

One does not simply load two GMV's, side-by-side...on a C-17.

  Boromir

One does not simply walk into Imber.

ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY WALK INTO IMBER. Boromir