Boromir

Earthquakes :)

ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY WALK IN TO THE SHOWER WITHOUT RUNNING OUTSIDE DUE TO THE AFTERSHOCKS Boromir

Whatever it is

ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY         LISTEN TO NICOLAS JAAR ON ACID Boromir

One does not simply

ONE DOES  NOT SIMPLY JERK OFF TO A POTATO Boromir

Y comprend rien

TU NE PEUX PAS SIMPLEMENT NE RIEN AVOIR DANS LE CERVEAU Boromir

Grignard..... say what ???

ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY ADD WATER TO A GRIGNARD REACTION              Boromir

The Mole Rat

CHARLOTTE THE MOLE RAT  SIMPLY CANNOT USE JUST ONE TUB OF FOUNDATION PER DAY Boromir

it's a fat guy thing

ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY SPEND ONE DOLLAR ON THE DOLLAR MENU A REAL MEAL COSTS TEN DOLLARS Boromir

Not as easy

ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY..... PLAY HALO WITH FAROUK. Boromir

When my boyfriend left the phone on the table while talking to me

ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY  LEAVE HIS GIRLFRIEND ON THE TABLE  Boromir

Church Service

ONEDOESNOTSIMPLY DECIDE WHERE TO EAT AFTER SERVICE. Boromir