Boromir

LORD OF THE RINGS

I WAS ABOUT TO PLUNGE MY DAGGER IN HIS CHEST  BUT...I MISSED BY

Dinner time

ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY  SAY

One does not simply...

ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY SEE ME AND NOT MOAN IN PLEASURE. Boromir

yo brannelly

ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY ABANDON ALL THE WAVIN PIPE HAS TAUGHT YOU Boromir

selling Mairead

ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY SELL  MAIREAD MCDONALD ON DONE DEAL Boromir

One does not simply sell Mairead McDonald on Done Deal

  Boromir

Banagher is pants

 ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY GO PANTSLESS IN BANAGHER Boromir

goddamit friends

ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY LIVE IN THE SAME NEIGHBOURHOOD AS FRIENDS WITHOUT HAVING TO HANG OUT WITH THEM Boromir

hey hey

ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY FUCK CHO MOMA Boromir

One does not ...

ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY        WRITE FREDFREDBURGER Boromir