Boromir

Best advice I'll ever give

ONW DOES NOT SIMPLY FORGET TO GIVE A REDHEAD A BIRTHDAY KISS.   UNLIKE MOST WOMEN, IT BETTER BE ONE SHE WILL NEVER FORGET! Boromir

Best advice I'll ever give

ONE DOWS NOT SIMPLY FORGET TO GIVE A REDHEAD THEIR BIRTHDAY KISS! UNLIKE MOST WOMEN, IT BETTER BE ONE SHE WILL NEVER FORGET! Boromir

Best advice I'll ever give

ONE DOWS NOT SIMPLY FORGET TO GIVE A REDHEAD THEIR BIRTHDAY KISS! UNLIKE MOST WOMEN, IT BETTER BE ONE SHE WILL NEVER FORGET! Boromir

Best advice I'll ever give

ONE SIMPLY DOES NOT FORGET TO GIVE A REDHEAD THEIR BIRTHDAY KISS! UNLIKE MOST WOMEN, IT BETTER BE ONE SHE WILL NEVER FORGET! Boromir

BACK DOOR JOKE

ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY  ATTEMPT TO ENTER THESE PREMISES THROUGH MY BACK DOOR WITHOUT SERIOUS REPERCUSSIONS Boromir

'Upper Peninsula'

ONE DOES NOT SAY 'UPPER PENINSULA' ONE SAYS U.P. Boromir

one simply doesn't

ONE SIMPLY DOESN'T PUT A TRANSPARENT COVER ON HIS COMPUTER UNLESS IT IS ALOK PATI Boromir

If You Only Take My Advice On One Thing This Is It

ONE CAN NOT SIMPLY TREAT A REDHEADE LIKE MOST WOMEN THEY REQUIRE EXTRA TIME AND ATTENTION AND YOU MY FRIEND WILL REAP THE REWARDS Boromir

The Best Advice I Will Ever Give

ONE SIMPLY DOES NOT TREAT A REDHEAD LIKE MOST WOMEN... THOSE ANGELS DESERVE EXTRA TIME AND ATTENTION, AND YOU MY FRIEND WILL NEVER BE THE SAME. Boromir

Seattle in Super Bowl

NEW ENGLAND PATRIOTS, YOUR CHANCE OF WINNING IS...               ZERO! Boromir