Boromir

Turn off the light when you're done.

ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY  LEAVE THE LIGHT IN THE PANTRY ON AFTER LEAVING IT. Boromir

turn off the pantry light

ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY  LEAVE THE LIGHT IN THE PANTRY ON AFTER LEAVING IT. Boromir

Stolen Basket

ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY TAKE A BASKET FROM ONE OF OUR PARKS AND EXPECT NO ONE TO CARE Boromir

Boromir says....

ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY SAY THATS ENOUGH HORSEPOWER Boromir

every night

ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY CLOSES HIS/HER COMPUTER AT NIGHT WHILE WATCHING ANIME EXCEPT IF HE'S/SHE'S NEARLY DONE WATCHING THE WHOLE SEASON Boromir

Maple Cream

ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY OPEN A TUB OF ROXBURY MOUNTAIN MAPLE CREAM Boromir

Double D Motherfucker!

FUCKIN BITCH SPELT MY NAME WRONG IT'S NEDD WITH 2 D'S CUNT  Boromir

SKMUN IV

ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY............. HOST THEIR OWN MUN EVENT Boromir

Noting the difference . . .

THERE IS BRAIN FOG,  AND THEN THERE IS ANOSOGNOSIA. Boromir

ONE DOES MOT SIMPLY GO SOBER ON 2JULEDAG Boromir