Boromir

When trying to insert the external dd

ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY SUCCESSFULLY PLUG IN A USB THE FIRST TIME. Boromir

MOOSE KNUCKLE ADMITTANCE

ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY JOIN THE MOOSE KNUCKLE TAVERN...... WITHOUT BEING SLIGHTLY CRAZY AND A TAD BIT CUNTY! Boromir

as stupid as that

ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY SAY SOMETHING AS STUPID AS THAT Boromir

Manwhore private messages

ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY SEND ME DICK PICS IN MY INBOX..... ....AND THEN ADVERTISE YOU'RE IN A NEW RELATIONSHIP Boromir

trolling deep inside

NU NEAPARAT BATAIE DAR CEVA CARE SA DOARA Boromir

Jetstar late

ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY FLY JETSTAR AND EXPECT TO ARRIVE ON TIME Boromir

Ikea Mordor

ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY... WALK THROUGH IKEA Boromir

Riffle Arthritis

ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY RIFFLE SHUFFLE A TAROT DECK Boromir

When you can't find someone's facebook

WHEN YOU CAN'T FIND SOMEONE'S FACEBOOK ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY ADD ME FIRST Boromir

I dont Care for Fun

ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY FÜHLEN UND MACHEN Boromir