Boromir

Mosselpot!

ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY... MAKE 3 KG OF MOSSELEN IN A SMALL MOSSELPOT Boromir

FREAKING FISHTAIL

 ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY FISHTAIL BRAID ONES OWN HAIR BY ONES SELF Boromir

Pilot's Cooler

ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY TAKE THE PILOT'S COOLER Boromir

Fuck you, I'm creative

ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY GO BACK TO SLEEP AFTER WAKING UP WITH A COLD Boromir

Bouncy Bus Boromir

ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY ENJOY THE BUS JOURNEY TO KILLYLEAGH Boromir

FUCK YOU EA!!!

S  Boromir

damn right!

THAT ONE MOMENT WHEN JAY  SAYS SOMETHING SENSABLE Boromir

d*con code

ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY POST A DRAGON*CON FRIEND CODE Boromir

Funny

ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY  EXPECT ME TO GIVE A SHIT ABOUT U JUST BC U HAVE THE TITLE

One does not simply

ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY SAY THAT THE TUNNEL SNAKES DON'T RULE! Boromir