Boromir

foot fetish

A WOMAN DOES NOT SIMPLY  WEAR SANDALS WITHOUT GETTING HER FEET LOOKED AT  Boromir

not possible

ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY STAY UP ALL NIGHT WITHOUT MASTURBATING ONCE Boromir

one does not simply....

ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY BUY A FORD  AND DRIVE IT OFF THE LOT WITH IT STILL RUNNING... Boromir

Highfields law

     ONE DOES NOT    SIMPLY    BREAK HIGHFIELD'S LAW Boromir

The Maple Leafs winning strategy

ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY  ASSUME THE LEAFS IN THE PLAYOFFS WITHOUT A LOCKOUT SEASON Boromir

The Maple Leaf's winning strategy

THE LEAFS JUST NEED ANOTHER LOCKOUT SEASON TO MAKE THE PLAYOFFS.  OK? Boromir

clones and authentics

ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY

Seriously though!

I'M REALLY JUST HERE TO READ THE COMMENTS POPCORN IN HAND N READY!! Boromir

Rad big sisters named robin

ONE CAN NOT SIMPLY JUST LIKE BIG SISTER ROBIN THEY MUST SIMPLY ADORE HER, FOR SHE IS THE COOLEST Boromir

Big brother problems

ONE CAN NOT JUST SIMPLY BE A BUBBA THEY MUST ALSO BE A SMART ASS Boromir