Boromir

Leading man for Dark Souls The Movie

             ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY                 MAKE DARK SOULS THE MOVIE...                       ...WITHOUT STARRING ALWAYS DYING.. SEAN BEAN!! Boromir

Soo true

ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY  TRUST OLIVER IN ANYTHING Boromir

METH POOTIS MEME

ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY COMPLETE A METH PAPER HALF-AWAKE Boromir

Decor etiquette

ONE DOES NOT PUT WHITE CHAIRS WITH PINE TABLES AND PINE CHAIRS WITH WHITE TABLES! Boromir

I just can't...

ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY WALK INTO THE BATHROOM WITHOUT HOLDING YOUR BREATH RIGHT AFTER SOMEBODY HAS FINISHED TAKING A SHIT Boromir

mhmm peanuts

  ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY    STOP AFTER EATING ONE PEANUT    Boromir

One does not simply

ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY SEND A MIDDLE FINGERED UNICORN TO ME Boromir

One needs....

ONE NEEDS TO BRUSH LONGER THAN 20 SECONDS TO HAVE HEALTHY TEETH Boromir

bullshit dies

NOW THATS WHAT YOU CALL................... BULLSHIT! Boromir

House of Cards fail

ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY....  START WATCHING HOUSE OF CARDS THE LAST DAY OF YOUR VACATION.... Boromir