Boromir

JUSTININGER THE 3G

         ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY          LEAVE A 3G DONGLE UNATTENDED WHEN PLUGGED INTO A MAC  Boromir

One does not simply shave chains

ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY  SHAVE YOUR VAGINA WITHOUT IT FEELING LIKE A THOUSAND NEEDLES. OR A PORCUPINE. OR HELL ON EARTH.  Boromir

simply boba

ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY                   GET OVER BOBA                      Boromir

One does not simply

 GET OVER BOBA Boromir

ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY  RETAIN FEELING IN THEIR EARS WHILE IN UNIFORM Boromir

one simply boost/vtec/v8

ONE SIMPLY DOE'S NOT REMOVE THE TURBO FROM ONE'S ENGINE. BECAUSE WITHOUT IT, IT'S A NUGGET! UNLESS... IT'S A HONDA OR MUSCLE CAR! Boromir

Woman feet

A WOMAN DOES NOT SIMPLY EVER GET HER FEET WARM Boromir

let it go

ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY   LET IT GO Boromir

RHUL funny!

     ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY                  WALK INTO EGHAM        Boromir

One does not simply Egham!

ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY WALK INTO EGHAM Boromir