Boromir

Two plus two equals five

        ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY                 CANCEL OUT POWERS         Boromir

Crazy cat lady

THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS CHANGING PLANS WITH CRAZY CAT LADY Boromir

BAGGING BITCHES

ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY MISS A CHANCE TO ASK FOR THE DIGITS Boromir

I gave it to Thomas!

ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY GIVE A SAMPLE TO THOMAS... YOU LOSE IT Boromir

My gf..

ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY  LEAVE TO AFRICA WITHOUT A PRESENT  Boromir

Amy Forgets Her Shirt

ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY FORGET TO WEAR A SHIRT Boromir

Amy forgot her shirt

ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY FORGET TO WEAR A SHIRT Boromir

don't quote lotr so lightly

ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY...  QUOTE LOTR LIGHTLY AND IN JEST Boromir

Lion King is better

ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY BELIEVE THAT... THE LITTLE MERMAID IS BETTER THAN THE LION KING Boromir

Satyender Sattu Chhotoo

ONE SIMPLY DOESNOT WIN AN ARGUMENT WITH A WOMAN UNLESS HIS NAME IS SATWIK SINGH (SSM) Boromir