Captain Hindsight

To the Time Warner Cable guy who claimed that nobody would have called the police if he had been white

IF YOU DIDN'T WANT ANYBODY TO CALL THE POLICE YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE TRIED ALL THE BACK DOORS WITHOUT KNOCKING Captain Hindsight

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IF YOU DIDN'T WANT TO STAND IN LINE DONT GO OUT ON A SATURDAY  Captain Hindsight

IF YOU DIDN'T WANT TO STAND IN LINE

 YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE GONE SHOPPING ON A SATURDAY  Captain Hindsight

Your title doesn't look funny enough. Be creative! :)

VEN A POP CORN   LE HUBIERAN PUESTO SU CAJA DE ARENA Captain Hindsight

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VEN A CKAN LE HUBIERAN PUESTO UN CEREBRO Captain Hindsight

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CAPTAIN FUGLY IS HERE...TO SAVE PAYPAL PREMIE TO 12MONTHS Captain Hindsight

Budget Power

BUDGET MAN Captain Hindsight

"Thank you Captain Hindsight...That was..not helpful at'all...."

I ONCE KICKED A SLEEPING BEAR! AND I SHOULDN'T HAVE DONE THAT BECAUSE THEN IT SCRATCHED ME! Captain Hindsight

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 CHIEFS BRAINWASHED CONGRESS WITH THE WHOLE EYEZA DEAL WITH HAARP. WORKS FOR LOTS OF PEOPLE RIGHT NOW. Captain Hindsight

Treat me mean, I won't be keen.

IF YOU DIDN'T WANT ME TO REALISE I CAN DO BETTER YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE BEEN A DICK Captain Hindsight