Captain Hindsight

seriously people?

IF YOU DIDN'T WANT TO BE SHOT IN THE HEAD YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE TRIED TO TEACH A 9 YEAR OLD GIRL HOW TO SHOOT AN UZI Captain Hindsight

Market Basket Still Sucks

BACK TO WORK  LET'S ALL GO BLOW ARTHUR T  Captain Hindsight

The new release

GOOD NEWS! WE ARE RESTORING THE UAT DATABASE WE’LL HAVE A CLEAN SLATE TOMORROW Captain Hindsight

dont do it

BULL..... NVM   Captain Hindsight

Bathroom DBag

IF YOU WANTED TO SHAKE MY HAND YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE LEFT THE BATHROOM WITHOUT WASHING YOUR HANDS Captain Hindsight

YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS OF MY AWESOMENESS BECAUSE YOU CAN'T FUCK AS MUCH WOMAN AS I DO! Captain Hindsight

Jessica's lament

IF YOU DIDN'T WANT A FINGER IN YOUR EAR AND YOU WANTED PEACE AN QUIET, YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE A 4-YEAR-OLD AND A BOYFRIEND! Captain Hindsight

fancy concerts

IF YOU DON'T WANT YOUR FANCY ILLEGAL FOREST CONCERT TO BE FUCKED UP BY COPS THEN YOU SHOULDN'T USE FACEBOOK TO PROMOTE IT Captain Hindsight

Dating Naked without being naked

IF YOU DIDNT WANT TO BE ON TV NAKED. YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE PARTICIPATED IN A TV SHOW WHERE YOU HAVE TO BE NAKED Captain Hindsight

We Shoulda woulda and coulda

  Captain Hindsight