Captain Hindsight

Sherri's cake

YOU PUT TOO MUCH BATTER IN THOSE CAKE PANS! Captain Hindsight

Too Busy to Have Kids

IF YOU'RE TOO BUSY TO POTTY TRAIN YOUR KIDS MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE HAD KIDS Captain Hindsight

Being impatient

IF I HADN'T BEEN SO IMPATIENT WHEN TRYING TO REPLACE THE SCREEN ON MY PHONE MY LCD WOULDN'T BE BROKEN Captain Hindsight

Nothing witty here

PEOPLE WOULDN'T THINK YOU'RE THAT STUPID  IF YOU HAD JUST SAID NO TO RELIGION Captain Hindsight

Inadequate firepower

IF YOU DIDN'T WANT TO BE EMBARRASSED YOU SHOULD HAVE REALIZED THAT YOUR PITIFUL DONG MORTAR IS NO MATCH FOR MY MIGHTY TSAR DONGA Captain Hindsight

Essays or whatever. I don't know.

IF YOU WANTED TO GET THAT ESSAY DONE ON TIME YOU SHOULD HAVE DONE IT BEFORE THE POWER WENT OUT  Captain Hindsight

For the parents who always complain about this on Facebook.

IF YOU DON'T WANT YOUR KIDS TO TO WAKE UP AT THE CRACK OF DAWN STOP PUTTING THEM TO BED SO EARLY Captain Hindsight

Mummy Says

MUMMIJI KEHTI HAI

"go spurs go"

I HOPE Y'ALL WATCH THE SECOND HALF SPURS BK #RINGSONDECK Captain Hindsight

Boyfriend bed Strugs

IF YOU DIDN'T WANT ME TO CALL HER THEN YOU SHOULD HAVE STAYED IN BED Captain Hindsight