Captain Hindsight

To All Those Getting In New Relationships Today

IF YOU DIDN'T WANT YOUR FRIENDS TO DOUBT YOUR RELATIONSHIP  THEN YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE CHANGED IT ON APRIL FOOLS DAY Captain Hindsight

E Theists

     I AM AN E-THEIST  I PRAY GOD ONLY DURING EXAMS Captain Hindsight

Well, you shouldn't have

IF YOU DIDN'T WANT ME TO WATCH BASKETBALL AT WORK  THEN YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE SCHEDULED ME CLOSING SHIFTS EVERY NIGHT DURING MARCH MADNESS  Captain Hindsight

Fuck you stupid pedestrian

IF YOU DIDN'T WANT ME TO SCREAM AT YOU AND HONK MY HORN  YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE CROSSED A HIGHWAY IN THE DARK WEARING ALL BLACK Captain Hindsight

Modesto = Russia

IF MODESTO DIDN'T WANT TO BE COMPARED TO RUSSIA THEY SHOULDN'T BE TRYING TO ANNEX SALIDA Captain Hindsight

Modesto = Russia

IF MODESTO DIDN'T WANT TO BE COMPARED TO RUSSIA THAN MODESTO SHOULDN'T BE TRYING TO ANNEX SALIDA AND WOOD COLONY Captain Hindsight

Captian Hindsight

IF YOU DIDN'T WANT ME TO LOOK AT YOUR ASS YOU SHOULD HAVE WORN PANTS IN THE DORM HALLS Captain Hindsight

Mainstream EDM

IF YOU DIDN'T WANT TO HEAR

beer server room

IF THEY WANTED ME TO LEAVE THEIR BEER ALONE THEY SHOULDN'T HAVE PUT IT IN THE SERVER ROOM Captain Hindsight

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HEALTHCARE? JOB LOCK? YOU CAN HAVE THE LATTER BUT NOT THE FORMER. IF YOU WANT A JOB. MY WORK HERE IS DONE! Captain Hindsight