Captain Hindsight

Dear users...

IF YOU DIDN'T WANT ANYONE TO CALL YOU... ...YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE GIVEN US YOUR PHONE NUMBER! Captain Hindsight

In laws insisted on staying with us and complain when our 7 month old wakes up at 3am.

IF YOU DIDN'T WANT TO BE WOKEN UP BY A BABY AT 3AM YOU SHOULD HAVE STAYED SOMEWHERE ELSE. Captain Hindsight

Minecraft FPS!

IF YOU DIDN'T WANT PEOPLE TO COMMENT ON YOUR FPS YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE TOLD US NOT TO COMMENT ON YOUR FRAME-RATE Captain Hindsight

On time

IF YOU WANTED ME TO BE ON TIME YOU WOULDN'T HAVE SCHEDULED THE MEETING AT 9 AM Captain Hindsight

BRBBBBB HOE

NEED A WEE BRB Captain Hindsight

FUCK THIS SHIT UP

YOU HAVE THE RIGHT IDEA.... LETS FUCK THIS SHIT UP! Captain Hindsight

captain viber in rescue

UR APP SERVER IS DOWN? DONT WORRY, THERE'S VIBER!!! Captain Hindsight

Get Them

OK EVERYBODY FOLLOW ME... AND LETS GO GET THOSE BIG BITCHES... Captain Hindsight

In for the rescue

WHATSAPP NOT WORKING?  DONT WORRY! YOU HAVE VIBER!!! Captain Hindsight

Back claws are long and sharp

IF YOU DIDN'T WANT PUNCTURE MARKS IN THE FUTON, YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE STORED AT MY PLACE WITH MY CATS. Captain Hindsight