Captain Hindsight

NOO WAY IM GONNA USE DAT

IMGUR? NO FACKING WAY Captain Hindsight

I don't give a crap

I DON'T GIVE... TWO FUCKS ABOUT IT Captain Hindsight

Silly kids

IF YOU DIDN'T WANT A MILLION NOTIFICATIONS YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE POSTED AND COMMENTED ON EVERYTHING Captain Hindsight

Silly people

IF YOU DIDN'T WANT A MILLION NOTIFICATIONS YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE POSTED AND COMMENTED ON EVERYTHING Captain Hindsight

How you shouldn't quit your job

IF YOU DIDN'T WANT TO PAY YOUR OWN TRAVEL EXPENSES YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE MADE TRAVEL PLANS BEFORE QUITTING YOUR JOB Captain Hindsight

Buzz Lighter Not

TO INFINITY AND FURTHER Captain Hindsight

My Neighbour in a building with thin walls

IF YOU DIDN'T WANT TO BE CALLED 'BANGERZ' YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE SLEPT WITH SO MANY PEOPLE THE FIRST WEEK OF SCHOOL Captain Hindsight

Cahill stevens

IF YOU'RE LEARNING TO FLY PLANES YOU SHOULDN'T COMPLAIN ABOUT THE DRIVE TO AN AIRPORT Captain Hindsight

respect the nobles

IF YOU DID'T WANT ME TO NOBLE A FRIEND IN YOUR TERITORY  YOU SHOULD NOT HAVE NOBBLED INTO OUR TERITORY WITHOUT REASON Captain Hindsight

Someone Should Have Told My Dog

IF YOU DIDN'T WANT THE CONE OF SHAME YOU SHOULD HAVE STOPPED LICKING YOUR MEDICINE OFF Captain Hindsight