Captain Hindsight

Birthday Blitz

IF YOU WANTED ME TO GO TO MY LITTLE SISTER'S BIRTHDAY PARTY YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE HAD IT ON MY BIRTHDAY Captain Hindsight

Praying for funny stuff

I MUST PRAY!   Captain Hindsight

Westville :(

IF YOU KNEW THE FOOD FROM WESTVILLE WOULD TAKE FOREVER... YOU SHOULD'VE TOLD SOMEONE SOONER! Captain Hindsight

Teaching in Govan

IF YOU THOUGHT TEACHING IN GOVAN WOULD BE LIKE TEACHING IN HOGWARTS YOU'RE GONNA HAVE A BAD TIME Captain Hindsight

Bomb locks

I HAVE A GREAT IDEA SHOP THE BEE HYVE HAIR CO. Captain Hindsight

Nude hotel

IF YOU DIDN'T WANT NUDE PICTURES OF YOU TAKEN SHARED  YOU SHOULDN'T GET INSTANTLY NAKED IN A SHARED HOTEL ROOM Captain Hindsight

To my cat, everyday

IF YOU DIDN'T WANT TO GET KICKED IN THE FACE YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE RUN RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME WHILE I'M WALKING Captain Hindsight

Survey says.................

YOU GOT OWNED!!!!!!!!  Captain Hindsight

You got OWNED!!!!!!!

  Captain Hindsight

To the woman who yelled at me for serving her son a PPO

IF YOU DIDN'T WANT THIS YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE LET HIM DROP OUT OF SCHOOL, ALLOCATING MORE TIME TO RAPE Captain Hindsight