Captain Hindsight

To the girl in my Advanced Writing Class who got upset because I corrected her spelling several times

IF YOU'RE GOING TO WRITE A PAPER ABOUT LOSING WEIGHT KNOW THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN LOSE AND LOOSE Captain Hindsight

To the girl in my advanced English class who yelled at me for correcting her spelling

IF YOU'RE GOING TO WRITE A PAPER ON LOSING WEIGHT DON'T TITLE IT 'HOW TO LOOSE WEIGHT' Captain Hindsight

IF YOU THINK YOU SHOULD HAVE THOUGHT OF THAT

IF YOU SHOULD HAVE THOUGHT OF THAT THEN YOU SHOULD HAVE THOUGHT OF THAT! Captain Hindsight

Believe the hype!

 BELIEVE THE HYPE! Captain Hindsight

BIrd Jesus

IF YOU DIDN'T WANT TO PUT BIRD JESUS INTO DAYCARE YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE DEFIED THE HELIX FOSSIL Captain Hindsight

What I want to say

IF YOU DIDN'T WANT YOUR SON TO DIE IN BATTLE YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE STARTED A FIGHT AGAINST DEMI-GODS Captain Hindsight

after the kitchen staff yelled at me for calling the manger because the cook was passed out in the basement.

IF YOU DIDN'T WANT ANYONE TO KNOW YOU CAME TO WORK DRUNK YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE COME TO WORK DRUNK. Captain Hindsight

Nimm deine Wichsgriffel von meinem Autoradio!

WENN DU IM AUTO KEINEN BRUTAL DEATH METAL HÖREN WILLST, SOLLTEST DU DIR SELBST EIN AUTO ODER EINEN ANDEREN CHAUFFEUR SUCHEN, PUSSY. Captain Hindsight

Your requests are ridiculous

IF YOU DIDN'T ME TO BITE YOU YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE BEEN SO DAMN IRRESISTIBLE  Captain Hindsight

If you didn't

IF YOU DIDN'T WANT YOUR PHOTOS USED WITHOUT YOUR PERMISSION YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE UPLOADED THEM TO IMAGE SHARE SITES LIKE IMGUR. Captain Hindsight