Captain Hindsight

I told you so

MOMS BE LIKE I TOLD YOU  YOU SHOULD'VE STUDIED  Captain Hindsight

I think he's scarred for life now. Moral of the story: Knock, dudes.

IF YOU DIDN'T WANT TO SEE ME CHANGING MY TAMPON THEN YOU SHOULD'VE KNOCKED BEFORE JUST WALTZING IN THE BATHROOM Captain Hindsight

My SO can't unsmell what he hath smelled.

IF YOU DIDN'T WANT TO VOMIT YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE WALKED IN THE BATHROOM WHILE I WAS TAKING A SHIT Captain Hindsight

My boyfriend can't unsmell what he hath smelled.

IF YOU DIDN'T WANT TO VOMIT YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE WALKED IN THE BATHROOM WHILE I WAS TAKING A SHIT Captain Hindsight

Drama hindsight

IF YOU HATE DRAMA SO MUCH YOU PROBABLY SHOULDN'T TRY TO HUMILIATE SOMEONE VIA FACEBOOK POSTS BY REVEALING PERSONAL INFORMATION ABOUT THEM. Captain Hindsight

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MATI LAMPU BATRAI SIKIT ASUDAHLAH AYO KITA TERBANG KE PLN SEBELUM NEGARA API MENYERANG  Captain Hindsight

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HATI HATI... MEATDOG JATUH DARI GUK GUK  NOVRIANA Captain Hindsight

Band life

IF YOU DIDN'T WANT YOUR DRUMMERS TO GET RESTLESS YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE PICKED MUSIC WITH NO PERCUSSION PARTS Captain Hindsight

I can spot a douche like a fart in a car!

GO BACK AND READ YOUR LAST 10 FACEBOOK STATUS UPDATES. YEP, YOU REALLY ARE A BIG WHINY NOB. Captain Hindsight

something something tin shadow regime

IF YOU WANTED TO BE INVITED TO THE TIB SHADOW REGIME SECRET SANTA YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE LEFT THE TIB SHADOW REGIME Captain Hindsight