Captain Hindsight

Matt's a bitch

IF MATT DIDN'T WANT PEOPLE CALLING HIM A BITCH HE SHOULDN'T OF BEEN SUCH A LITTLE BITCH! Captain Hindsight

21 din

IF YOU WANTED ME TO LOOK NICE ON YOUR 21-DINER YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE MADE ME WEAR PURPLE Captain Hindsight

My Brother, Ladies and Gentlemen

IF YOU ARE MAD AT YOUR MOTHER FOR GIVING YOU A HARD TIME ABOUT YOUR DRINKING. YOU SHOULD STOP TELLING HER YOU PLAN ON GETTING HAMMERED! Captain Hindsight

caravan flight

IF YOU DIDNT WANT TO BE TIRED ON YOUR FIRST FLIGHT YOU SHOULDNT HAVE FLOWN CARAVAN THE NIGHT BEFORE Captain Hindsight

ask.fm rage

IF YOU DIDN'T WANT YOUR MOTHER TO POST ON YOUR ASK.FM YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE PUT A LINK ON YOUR FACEBOOK PAGE Captain Hindsight

Oh the feelz

      HEY WORLD, GUESS WHAT I KNOW DAT FEEL Captain Hindsight

TCPSocket stubs

IF YOU ARE CONFUSED BY TCPSOCKET STUBS  YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE HARDCODED IT Captain Hindsight

Captain Hindsight gotchaaa

IF YOU DIDN'T WANT HIM TO BREAK UP WITH YOU YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE CHEATED ON HIM Captain Hindsight

As a student at a large university...

IF YOU DIDN'T WANT TO STOP AT EVERY SINGLE INTERSECTION, YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE DRIVEN THROUGH A COLLEGE CAMPUS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE DAY. Captain Hindsight

Memoirs of a Gaaaaysha

IF YOU DIDN'T WANT YOUR HOUSE TO BURN DOWN YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE PLACED CANDLES IN YOUR HOUSE MADE OF PAPER Captain Hindsight