Captain Hindsight

To the drunk lady who screamed and cursed when asked to leave and started yelling "Who called me out?" to her friends

IF YOU DIDN'T WANT TO BE TOLD TO LEAVE THE RETAURANT THEN YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE PUKED UNDERNEATH THE TABLE Captain Hindsight

Captian Hindsight

SO YOU WANT TO BE A VILLIAN? JOIN NOCTURNALKILLERS Captain Hindsight

Search and Destroy

   I WILL FIND HIM....... AND BREAK HIS MOUTH..... Captain Hindsight

fuck funny

IF YOU DIDN'T WANT TO THROW UP MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE GONE OUT WITH LÉA  Captain Hindsight

to the interwebz

 TO THE INTERWEBZ! Captain Hindsight

Last minute invites

IF YOU WANTED EVERYONE TO GO YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE TOLD US THE DAY BEFORE! Captain Hindsight

Just sayin'

IF YOU DIDN'T WANT GUYS TO HIT ON YOU THEN YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE POSTED PICTURES OF YOURSELF IN A SPORTS BRA AND SHORTS Captain Hindsight

Snow in Alabama

IF YOU DID NOT WANT TO HAVE TO LEAVE YOUR CAR ON THE HIGHWAY YOU SHOULD WENT HOME BEFORE THE ROADS FROZE Captain Hindsight

salty and pepper

AUF ZUM ATEM ...ÄH ZUM ALL HANDS Captain Hindsight

If you're hungry you should go get some food. Not sit here and whine about how your fat ass is starving to death.

IF YOU'RE HUNGRY YOU SHOULD GO GET SOME FOOD . . . NOT SIT HERE AND WHINE ABOUT HOW YOUR FAT ASS IS STARVING TO DEATH. Captain Hindsight