Captain Hindsight

IDGAF ABOUT A TITLE

OFF TO SPLITTY FOR DISC-OH NIGHTS!!! OH WAIT, THAT'S TOMORROW Captain Hindsight

You shoulda taken soma

YOU SHOULD HAVE TAKEN SOMA Captain Hindsight

go to hell

GO TO HELL!!! Captain Hindsight

Captain Hindsight

IF YOU DIDN'T WANT TO LOSE YOUR POST YOU SHOULD'VE SAVED IT SOMEWHERE Captain Hindsight

Dr. Frederickson

OF COURSE SCHOOLS WILL BE CLOSED TOMORROW! THEY WERE CLOSED TODAY WITHOUT A SINGLE FLAKE! Captain Hindsight

Captain Hindsight Says

IF YOU DIDN'T WANT INDIGESTION YOU SHOULD HAVE BOUGHT RENNIES Captain Hindsight

Objection, vous n'avez pas de bites !

  Captain Hindsight

Co-worker was unhappy about his review

IF YOU WANTED A BIGGER RAISE YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE DONE MORE DRUGS THAN WORK Captain Hindsight

Co-worker was unhappy about his recent raise

IF YOU WANTED A BIGGER RAISE YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE PUT DRUGS BEFORE WORK Captain Hindsight

bill is stupid

IF YOU WANTED MY HELP TODAY YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE WAITED UNTIL 1PM THE DAY OF TO ASK ME Captain Hindsight