Captain Hindsight

I tried decaf, Organic Tea today:

 IN CASE YOU WERE THINKING ABOUT IT, HERE ARE MY THOUGHTS: HEAT UP SOME PEPTO BISMOL IN A POT ON LOW FOR 15 MINUTES, THROW IN SOME GRASS,  STRAIN GRASS OUT.  WHEN YOU FEEL IT'S THE CRAPPIEST COLOR POSSIBLE, ADD 2 TEASPOONS OF DIRT. POUR INTO A 12OZ CONTAINER AND DRINK IT LIKE THE IDIOT YOU ARE. AFTER YOU'RE FINIS Captain Hindsight

PATY BIG

AUGURII SUSY, ADESSO TUTTI ALLA FESTA Captain Hindsight

Shitty Boys

NEVER TRUST BOYS   TRY TO FIND AN EFFING MAN. (THEN AGAIN YOU CAN TRY TO DO A LOT OF IMPOSSIBLE THINGS. EVEN THEN, NOT SAYING THAT'S A SOLUTION. YOU'RE FUCKED :) Captain Hindsight

If your expect consideracy

IF YOUR EXPECT CONSIDERACY FROM FACTION MEMBERS YOU SHOULD NOT HAVE HUNG AROUND A FRIEND THAT DISRESPECTS EVERYONE. Captain Hindsight

tank my Vortex

IF YOU CAN'T TANK MY VORTEX IN BB YOU SHOULD NOT HAVE BEEN IN PK MODE IN THE FIRST PLACE. Captain Hindsight

If you want your devouch

IF YOU WANT YOUR DEVOUCH TO HAVE MEANING YOU SHOULD NOT HAVE BEEN SO INACTIVE Captain Hindsight

QQ PK

IF YOU CAN'T TANK MY VORTEX YOU SHOULD NOT HAVE BEEN IN PK MODE IN THE FIRST PLACE Captain Hindsight

TOMS HINDSIGHT

I SHOULDNT HAVE SOLD MY POLO TO BUY A COMPUTER Captain Hindsight

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IN HINDSIGHT  WE SHOULDN'T HAVE CALLED HIM BIG D Captain Hindsight

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IN HINDSIGHT  WE SHOULDN'T HAVE CALLED YOU BIG D Captain Hindsight