Captain Hindsight

5 Live Hindsight

IF DROGBA AND STURRIDGE HAD NOT LEFT WE WOULD BE CRUISING THE LEAGUE Captain Hindsight

you just shouldnt

IF YOU WANT SOMEONE TO LIKE YOU FOR YOUR PERSONALITY YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE LET THEM TOUCH YOUR BOOBS Captain Hindsight

You just shouldn't

IF YOU WANT A GUY TO LIKE YOU FOR YOUR PERSONALITY YOU SHOULDN'T LET THEM TOUCH YOUR BOOBS Captain Hindsight

Time Piece dickhead

IF YOU DIDN'T WANT PEOPLE TO GET PISSY WITH YOU AND PUSH YOU OUT OF THE QEUE  THEN YOU SHOULDN'T OF BEEN BARGING THROUGH PEOPLE AND ACTING LIKE A LITTLE DRUNK BITCH WHO CAN'T HANDLE HIS ALCOHOL Captain Hindsight

To my younger brother and sister

IF YOU DIDN'T WANT TO GET YELLED AT FOR COMPLAINING ON HOW UNCOMFORTABLE IT IS TO SLEEP IN A CRAMPED CAR THEN YOU SHOULD HAVE GONE TO SLEEP IN THE HOTEL WE STAYED AT Captain Hindsight

After two hours outside making a fool of myself in front of all the upper classman dorms

IF YOU TRY TO MAKE A SNOWMAN WITH POWDER SNOW YOUR'RE GUNNA HAVE A BAD TIME Captain Hindsight

My parents constantly brag about my older brother

IF YOU WANTED TO BE SUCCESSFUL IN LIFE YOU SHOULD HAVE GONE TO COLLEGE Captain Hindsight

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SUPER  MAKRO Captain Hindsight

Captain Hindsight

IF YOU DIDN'T WANT GOOGLE TO FIND YOUR PAGE THEN YOU SHOULDN'T OF PUT IT ONLINE IN THE FIRST PLACE Captain Hindsight

You know who you are

IF YOU DON'T WANT PEOPLE TO INTERRUPT YOU DON'T GIVE LONG DRAWN OUT SPEECHES IN CONVERSATIONS Captain Hindsight