Captain Hindsight

I don't always fuck with Miles

7+CLOWNS=SCARED MILES GET FUCKED!!!!!!! Captain Hindsight

We shall have dominion over all!

ALL YOU STUPID PEOPLE AND WELL ADJUSTED FOLKS FOLLOW ME LET'S DESTROY THIS PLANET ONCE AND FOR ALL! Captain Hindsight

What should have been said at stocktake.

IF YOU WANTED US TO COUNT EFFECTIVELY. DON'T MAKE US DO IT AT 5AM! Captain Hindsight

here i come to save the dayyyyy

SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BE THE BIGGER PERSON AND LET BYGONES, BE BYGONES...WE ONLY LIVE ONCE! Captain Hindsight

Michigan snow

IF YOU DIDN'T WANT TO WALK IN SNOW YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE COME TO MICHIGAN Captain Hindsight

Alien Stove

THEY ARE COMING... HARVEST OUR STOVES Captain Hindsight

NUDES LOL

IF YOU DIDN'T WANT YOUR NUDES TO BE SEEN BY OTHERS YOU SHOULDN'T OF TAKEN THEM. Captain Hindsight

Im not anti weed or anything but seriously

IF YOU DIDNT WANT ME TO TELL A COP YOU WERE SMOKING WEED THEN YOU SHOULDNT HAVE BEEN DOING IT IN FRONT OF YOUR TWO YOUNG CHILDREN Captain Hindsight

Avoidance is best

I DON'T ALWAYS GET ADVICE ABOUT A GIRL BUT I BETTER LISTEN DAMN WELL WHEN HER OWN FRIEND WARNS ME Captain Hindsight

Pictou Gigs

IF YOU DIDN'T WANT TO HEAR WAGON WHEEL YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE TAKEN A GIG IN PICTOU Captain Hindsight