Captain Hindsight

I shouldn't have bought that big ass Stark poster

 I SHOULDN'T HAVE BOUGHT THAT BIG ASS STARK POSTER Captain Hindsight

The Man Under the Sea

I CAN FIX EVERYTHING EXCEPT... CAMELTOE! Captain Hindsight

4lbs of roommates dinner

IF YOU WANTED TO HAVE AN EASY TIME COOKING YOU NEVER SHOULD HAVE BOUGHT 4LBS OF CHICKEN Captain Hindsight

When a black guy sees chicken

WHEN A BLACK  GUY SEES CHICKEN Captain Hindsight

it's fun to stay at the YMCA

IT'S FUN TO STAY AT THE YMCA Captain Hindsight

Lying is always the best idea

LYING IS ALWAYS THE BEST IDEA UNTIL YOU GET CAUGHT! Captain Hindsight

Being lied to sucks

LYING IS ALWAYS THE BEST IDEA UNTIL YOU GET CAUGHT! Captain Hindsight

Think of the children

IF YOU DIDNT WANT COLLEGE KIDS WAKING UP YOUR CHILDREN YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE MOVED TO AN APARTMENT COMPLEX FULL OF COLLEGE STUDENTS Captain Hindsight

Salam, dude

IF YOU DIDN'T WANT ME TO TRIP YOU  YOU SHOULD HAVE RETURNED MY SALAM Captain Hindsight

I Don't Give A Fuck

JON WATSON IS DEAD? I DON'T GIVE A FUCK Captain Hindsight