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Peanut butter sandwiches 2

I ONLY PUT JELLY ON SANDWICHES I DON'T LIKE PB Chemistry Cat

Peanut butter sandwiches

I ONLY EAT JELLY SANDWICHES I HAD TO GET THE LEAD OUT Chemistry Cat

Prison humor

WHY ARE PRISONS SO SAD? THERE'S NO SILICON! Chemistry Cat

See you later

I DON'T SAY GOODBYE I SAY COPPER LATER Chemistry Cat

Chemistry jokes

I WOULD TELL YOU A CHEMISTRY JOKE, BUT ALL THE GOOD ONES ARGON Chemistry Cat

Smarty Pants

I CAN PROVE THAT I AM 100% CORRECT THAT THAT THIS LIQUID DAMAGES MICE GOOD. Chemistry Cat

Detroit Tiger Fan

MY FAVORITE DETROIT TIGER? ALKALINE Chemistry Cat

Prepare to dye.

HELLO, MY NAME IS INDIGO MONTOYA. YOU KILLED MY FATHER. PREPARE TO DYE. Chemistry Cat

Basic lye joke

I TOLD A JOKE ABOUT SODIUM HYDROXIDE: IT WAS TOO BASIC. Chemistry Cat

It's not rocket science.

IT'S NOT ROCKET SCIENCE. IT'S TV Chemistry Cat